Cold Weather Region Lesson #14:
Do not lock your car doors the night before it (unexpectedly) snows. Your locks will freeze shut and you will have to crawl through the vehicle from the one door you manage to get open, then back again when you realize that you left the dog out, then back in, then back out when you realize you are going to have to scrape the windows, then back in because you forgot the scraper, then back out to scrape, then back in to drive to school, then back out to go into school because they will still be frozen at that time.
Duly noted.
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