All Day I Will Want to Die

I'm off to LEEWS today.  I can think of 14 ways a Sunday would be better spent:

-Vacuuming under the couch
-Playing dress-up with my cats
-Watching everything in Spanish on my TiVo
-Checking expiration dates on my prescription medication
-Cleaning behind my washer/dryer/fridge/stove
-Reading for next week's class (sure)
-Figuring out where that smell is coming from in my carrel
-Ride the campus DD system (which goes by the county jail and really, come on, now that's kind of amusing)
-Go to trash town
-Unpack my suitcase from my last trip
-Find out how many large marshmallows I can fit in my mouth at one time
-Sweep my chimney
-Read a book or something on how to sweep a chimney
-Ride an innertube down the creek in my backyard

LEEWS has this great guarantee though - someone actually comes and takes your exams and they guarantee A's & B's.  What with my school's B curve as it is, I'm not sure this is a great guarantee but I'm totally down for the pinch hitter part.

Comments

[alex]

enjoy the blog. funny as hell.