Overheard at the checkout last night:
"Look how fat Jennifer Anniston got."
"Hey, check it out - Christopher Reeves died."
"No way. You know he was the first person to fly on TV?"
"Did you get the camouflage boots too?"
"AWESOME!! Reese's finally made something without chocolate in it."
[20 seconds later] "Oh, nope - see they put some in there after all. Damn it."
[Husband to wife] "Lookie here - Now she is having a bad hair day."
"Do you think if it snowed inside it would actually be rain?"
"I want to make me a bear tooth necklace this year."
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